Curosity kills

Curiosity they say kills the cat? Skinny chicks are hot is that a fact? Men die once who made it like that? You look good and who says you are fat? Your mum spoilt you and you turned out a brat? If curiosity killed the cat then what the rat?

LIKE GOLSDSPOT U nid mre rhymes holla me

Am sweet like limca and gold spot Gather round am the wifi and the hot spot I roll with movers and shakers I don’t do slippers am kit up in sneakers chilling like its summer in the Bahamas Making cheddar got haters going bananas

AKPORS THE BREAD WINNER

Journalist: Mr. Akpors, first of all, is it true that you are the bread winner in your family. Akpors : I am not hearing that allegation for the first time, I have been hearing it for some time, I know this allegation is coming from my political enemies who want to tarnish my image. I want to tell you that I have never been in any competition to win bread. Ask them where I won that bread. If anyone saw me entering a competition to win bread, then they must provide the evidence otherwise I will start suing anyone saying I am a bread winner, yes including you reporters and your newspapers...

AKPORS

1)Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't own a cat and he might give the cat food to his children. He goes to Akpos and ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. Akpos goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the dozen cans. A few days later Akpos finds dog food at a low lower price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. Akpos goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy. A few days later Akpos goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside. After feeling what's in the bag the manager says, "What the f**k? What is this? Is this poo?" Akpos nodded and replied, "Yes I wanted to buy toilet paper and I don't want you to send me back for proof again." 2)akpos a bus driver was arguing with his coductor on who was more brilliant. DRIVER: U nor go school. CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school pass u. DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2? CONDUCTOR: Ahan! Very easy! Dat one na 22 now. DRIVER: Fool! Person tell u d answer for back abi.

Advertisement of wife wanted 

One day a man inserted an 'advertisement' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Wanted single girl 

- New Advertisement - WANTED SINGLE GIRL, Able To Cook, Love And Have Job, Must Have HOUSE & CAR. Plz Send Picture 0f HOUSE & CAR ... =P =D

The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry 

Boy: Marry Me..? Girl: Do You Have A House...? Boy: No.. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car...? Boy: No.. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary..? Boy: No Salary, But... Girl: No But.You Have Nothing. How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari ' S, And 3 Porsche's. Why Would I Need To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When I'm The Boss! & The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D