AKPORS

1)Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't own a cat and he might give the cat food to his children. He goes to Akpos and ask him to bring the cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. Akpos goes and bring his cat and the manager lets him buy the dozen cans. A few days later Akpos finds dog food at a low lower price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. Akpos goes to get his dog and the manager lets him buy. A few days later Akpos goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask the manager to put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside. After feeling what's in the bag the manager says, "What the f**k? What is this? Is this poo?" Akpos nodded and replied, "Yes I wanted to buy toilet paper and I don't want you to send me back for proof again." 2)akpos a bus driver was arguing with his coductor on who was more brilliant. DRIVER: U nor go school. CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school pass u. DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2? CONDUCTOR: Ahan! Very easy! Dat one na 22 now. DRIVER: Fool! Person tell u d answer for back abi.